50 Ways to Get a Customer

LOA Marketing SongHere’s a little marketing fun with 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Get a Customer.

We know how powerful songs can be to reinforce thoughts!

And some of these thoughts can be helpful for your business, so if you’re an LOA savvy business owner, listen to Paul Simon’s original tune below …

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover on YouTube

… and then swap out words as follows to enjoy my light hearted LOA Marketing Song:

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Shift the energy
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To get a customer

She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To get a customer
Fifty ways to get a customer


You just give up the lack, Jack
Make a fun plan, Stan
Plug in the joy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Stop all your fuss, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Use an LOA key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways …

She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
Then she waved at me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To get a customer
Fifty ways to get a customer

Love what you do, Sue
Promote a new sale, Dale
It’s ok for it to be fun, hon
Just get yourself free
Do what you can, Anne
There don’t have to be hard parts
Just think how it’ll feel, Neil
And get yourself free

Give it your best, Tess
Use your own flair, Clare
Don’t undersell, Belle
Just listen to me
Try acting as if, Tiff
Keep your eyes on the prize, guys
Do a free call, Paul
And get yourself free

Sing a new tune, June
Ignore the rules, Jules
Focus on a big wish, Trish
To get yourself free
Turn a new rock, Brock
You don’t need to discuss much
Just find your bliss, Chris
And get yourself free

Make a new friend, Jen
Be a joy sleuth, Ruth
Let go your woes, Rose
Just listen to me
Don’t rely on will, Lil
Make lots of space, Grace
Your heart will say when, Gwen
To get yourself free

Tell a new story, Rory
Let inspiration unfurl, Pearl
Find those most keen, Jean
Just get yourself free
LOA is the key, Lee
You don’t need to discuss much
You’re not outta luck, Chuck
To get yourself free

Don’t have to feign, Shane
You’re not a big dope, Hope
Remember it’s your fate, Kate
Just listen to me
You’ve got it made, Jade
You don’t need to discuss much
Don’t sweat those bills, Jill
And get yourself free

Get a new referral, Verrall
Follow your best whim, Kim
Vision it smart, Bart
To get yourself free
You’re not doin too bad, Chad
You don’t need to discuss much
Wear your sparkle pants, Chance
And get yourself free

Drop all the ughs, Doug
Vision your perfect person, Thurston
Give your wallet a big kiss, Chris
Are you listenin’ to me?
Doubters just ignore, Lenore
Give ‘em a big hint, Clint
Don’t let ‘em forget, Jeannette
To get yourself free

(Remember: when you’re having fun and making a point of feeling good, you’re in highest service to your business!)

  • May 24, 2013
  • YAY, I can now actually SEE this post!
    I’ve been laughing about this and all the chorus options since you first posted this at GVU. So fun, Jeannette!
    Julie B, that’s fun: “get off the rock, Brock” 😀 Or borrow Julie M’s suggestion: “ignore the rules, Jules”!
    Many blessings,

  • Julie B says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH…. love this!! I love Paul Simon… I was singing along and laughing.. this is awesome. I’ve got a big smile on my face. Very clever.
    Thanks for the nudge, fudge; got the hint, lint*; this Brock is turning the rock!
    * couldn’t think of anything that rhymed w/ nudge and hint 🙂

  • Most awesome, Ms Jeannette. EXACTLY what I needed. But isn’t that what the Law of Attraction is all about? Love and gratitude, Judy

  • Mia says:

    Haha, this one’s funny – thanks!

  • Kim Falconer says:

    I LOVE this Jeannette!!!
    Thank you so much for posting. LOL Lights me up sky high!

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